I tried to be nice to someone today and hold the door open for them
But all they did was scream and fly out the airplane
Fun jokes
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas was?
It looks like rain, dear.
Bernie …
Sanders
I finally got my high school dream girl to find me attractive and to be by girlfriend,,, wanna know how I did it?
I waited about 5 years until she was now divorce and a single mom…
What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black guy?
A snowblower that doesn’t work