What console do frenchmen play on?
WiiYes, I know this is a dad joke.
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A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked me if I fancied taking part in a marathon
I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.I thought, fuck me, I might… Read More »A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked me if I fancied taking part in a marathon
I don’t get why Trump is angry about being impeached
He finally got something that Obama didn’t get.
A woman goes to buy a parrot
She sees three parrots with prices 100$, 120$ and 10$.She asks the shopkeeper “why is the third one very cheap?”The shopkeeper says “Because he used… Read More »A woman goes to buy a parrot
What do you call an Ethiopian child with a piece of cheddar?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years yet they still get parts in movies.
It hardly seems fair.
Me: Mom meet my girlfriend.
Mom: You sure about this? I think you deserve better.Me: But mom, I love her so much!Mom: I’m talking to her.
How do i stop my medieval music melodies from sounding like trap beats?
I use minor scaled and it’s pretty hard to arrange notes.Here’s the MP3 if you want to hear. (Comes with an FLP if anyone wants… Read More »How do i stop my medieval music melodies from sounding like trap beats?
Y stands for Yanker…
The self-driving chap,He greases his pole and provokes his own sap.Absolved of the need of a quarrelsome wife,He humps himself nightly and lives a great… Read More »Y stands for Yanker…
President Trump was impeached
And I won a gold medal for finishing second in the Olympics.(He’s not technically impeached until third step: senate trial, majority republican senate)