I told all my friends to stand in a line and punch me…
There is no punchline.
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Isn’t it so fucking cool that birds are dinosaurs?
Like you look at the history books and go back millions of years to the dinos. There are massive herbivores the size of buildings. There… Read More »Isn’t it so fucking cool that birds are dinosaurs?
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Relationships are a just like Game Of Thrones, without the Thrones
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It’s not true love if he doesn’t text you after his wife falls asleep
If China ever adopts blockchain, it will be the death of BTC.
It seems that BTC fans like to point at any blockchain-interest out the Chinese Government as being “good for Bitcoin”. This is so very wrong.While… Read More »If China ever adopts blockchain, it will be the death of BTC.
As a scientist, I finally reach the same achievement as Isaac Newton and Josiah Gibbs.
Being single and unmarried for whole life.
What did the TV say to the other TV?
Hisense, I’m dad.
She won’t admit it, but I’m sure my wife’s favorite sex position is “trick-dog style.”
It’s where I sit up and beg, then she rolls over and plays dead.
What did the monk say when he saw Jesus Christ’s face in his margarine?
“I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.”
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she… Read More »A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.