For me, relationships are like a game of hide and seek
Nobody finds me attractive.
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Donald Trump has a conversation with Putin
Putin: Nice tan. I love that shade of orangeTrump: What? I’m not orange. Impeach
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people
Pun in, ten dead
What’s the best way to code the snake game?
In python script
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that?
Guy at a grocery store: Are those genetically modified eggplants?
Store worker: Why do you ask?Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?
What’s the difference between a deaf republican and a blind democrat?
A: One of them is deaf The other is a democrat
Tuna Tornado
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What did Jesus do after school?
He went to his job.
A jockey was having a hard time bringing his talking horse to the race
“Do even want to go to the race” the jockey saidThe horse replied “Nay”