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The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
What should they say about you when you’re dead?
Tom, Dick and Harry where in a terrible car accident. Sadly, they all died. They followed the light through the tunnel and arrived at the… Read More »What should they say about you when you’re dead?
If life gives you melons
You may have dyslexia
Posture worse after sleeping?
Anyone else dealt with posture being bad after sleeping? I’m finding my posture while sleeping is poor and as a result its hard to keep… Read More »Posture worse after sleeping?
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks him,“What’s wrong?”The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.“Oh bejaysus,”the man says.“Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?”The boy replies,“No tanks… Read More »An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
If it weren’t for blinds…
It would be curtains for you
What’s the difference between Trump and a superglue?
A superglue can easily be removed.
I like my coffee like my girls.
Without another’s dick in it.
When i was 8, priest told me “A man shall not lie with a man”
Then he came closer and said “But you are not the man yet, right?”