A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger.The imam says “mine is the biggest God and I’ll give you an example;… Read More »A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
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The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
What’s meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?
The man who gave it to him. Via shared needles.
The Ninja Bug
Pretty minor horror story, which isn’t based around bad DMing, ooc drama, idiot actions, just really really bad luck.So, unusually, I am Co DMing here,… Read More »The Ninja Bug
I asked my local butcher if he had a sheep’s head?
He said “no it’s just the way I part my hair”
I wonder if old houseflies tell the younger ones stories like:
“Back in my day, it was Monday”.
Which subreddit is on top most of the time?
I don’t know. Why don’t you askreddit?
Girls always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they start calling me ugly and broke.
I’m a bartender
Guy: One Mojito pleaseMe: SureGuy: Can you make it virgin?Me (Holding back tears): Yes… yes I can
A waiter brings dinner to the table
The patron remarks, “Why is your thumb on my steak?””I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again!”
My ex is upset that I tell people she performs multiple handjobs every day for £5 a pop…
Apparently, the proper description for her job is “manicurist,”