Why did the skeleton didn’t go to prom?
Because he fat and ugly and no one like him.
Fun jokes
Elsweyr, anyone?
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Whoever thought of the idea of the french revolution was very thorough
while the concept was mostly raw, the execution was flawless
What does a vegan say to his doctor?
I’m in pain from my head tomatoes
The label said “Stir Well Before Use”.
So I stirred it three days before I needed it.
What’s red, white, and blue?
A sad candy cane.
When Santa tries to sleep with other women . . .
He’s thinking with his South Pole