I was gonna tell a child abandonment joke….
But then I realized it wasn’t wanted
Fun jokes
What goes Ha Ha Plop Plop?
A lepper laughing his balls off.
I lost 200 lbs over the Summer.
“Wow! What’s your secret?”Divorce.
REMEMBER: It’s bad luck to call it a MacBook
Always say “the Scottish laptop”.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
Everything you need to know about Australia
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Why are there no feminists in Japan?
Because the Japanese hunt whales.
Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?
Because they’re all Targets.
My GF is the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
Friendly Reminder
In about 8 years, the thing inventor inventor will invent the thing inventor after being thought of by the thing inventor.