Animal Jokes

Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.

Probably history’s most complex cruelty was the killing of the dinosaurs, replacing them with humans, and then having humans further humiliate them by using their once terrifying form for chicken nuggets.

Preferably with BBQ sauce and blue cheese dip

Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?Me: Why?Him: To get to the idiot’s house(A few hours later)Him: Knock knock!Me: Who’s there?Him: The chicken

Think of a number between 2 & 5. Now times it by 9. Now take the sum of the two numbers in that number(example: 42:… Read More »A small quiz

Bar Bar Black Sheep

A Bi-polar bear.

and it takes a bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

He’s going to ask if he can use it to improve your internet browsing experience.

Her: No, that’s a ewe problem; not a ME problem.

Because of global warming.

They use oinkment!