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…told his audience he’d disappear on the count of three.He began counting “Uno, dos…”And he disappeared without a tres.

For example: Ben is in a hurry. Vs Ben is in a coma

Siri: Sending missiles to Iran today.

“5 beers please”

And heaven was boring as fuck and hell was a 24/7 hookers and blow non stop party. So the next day he goes back to… Read More »A man dies and he’s able to be in heaven and in hell for 1 day so he could choose which he likes best.

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Iran

I said: “There’s the door”

I started the year off on the highest note possible.