Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, “I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha.”
So, “20 x 0 = 0.”I don’t know what’s funny!
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Why didn’t the 11 ants get let into the ant hill?
Because the ant hill is for ten ants only.
LPT lose the word”I”
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Technically, killing furries isn’t manslaughter
It’s poaching.
I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers…
Like you don’t see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
My sister bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti…
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
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