thefun

If Satan was a teacher, which subject would he teach? Trigonometry. There’s a lot of sin involved.

If no woman gives me sex soon I will take matters into my own hands!

Ignore the ‘Best Before date’ on baked beans… They are pretty much the worst thing you can eat before going on a date…

I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked him if I could use his WiFi. “Sure,” he said, “she’s upstairs and… Read More »@vartha

Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. For example, now you’re thinking—-it’s spelled psychic, moron.

Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep? Because they all know that deep down he is a very good leader.

Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.

Whoever called them Kegels…. And not puss-ups really missed out

Be aware!!!! It is quite possible some of my best mistakes haven’t even been made yet.