JOKESTER
Washed a load of pajamas so I would have clean work clothes this week.
Washed a load of pajamas so I would have clean work clothes this week.
They notice some men in suits moving frantically around a drowning man. The three teenagers jump in and save the drowning person only to realize… Read More »Three teenagers are walking along the side of a canal…
I don’t think anyone expected when we changed the clocks, that we’d go from Standard Time to the fucking Twilight Zone
They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts “Is there a doctor here?” A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and… Read More »How about an Indian joke?
Yeah, I gave ’em my too weak notice
It doesn’t pay much, but the tips are huge!
The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer, throws 20 quarters onto the floor, etc.The next day, again.On the fourth… Read More »A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer “That’ll be fivedollars”, says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters ontothe floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and servesthe beer.
I told my husband this joke and he said, “If I won the lottery, I’d give you the world, mi vida,” and gave me a… Read More »A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won thelottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
Your wife will never refuse an opportunity to blow your bonus.