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Still in paradise

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would all still be in Paradise, as they would have eaten the fucking snake. ???

Trying

Boy asks mum, “Is it bad to have a penis?” She says “No, why?” “Because, dad is upstairs, trying to pull his off.” ???

Check

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the UPS driver knocked on our door to see if everything was alright

Only the…

Anal Sex: The only time a man tries to convince you his dick really isn’t that big

Pour favor

My neighbour’s 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can’t say “please” though, which I think is poor for four.

Frank Einstein

Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?

Hand made

A baby that came from a sperm bank is basically ‘hand made.’

End of arguing

I was arguing with this really busty woman and she shoved my face in her tits. I don’t remember why we were arguing..