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A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who… Read More »

Doctor – You have a serious disease.. Me -oh no..? Doctor-..that you can cure by eating healthier and exercising. Me-OH NO!!?

I took a girl back home last night. We got kissing on the sofa, before I slipped my hand in her knickers, she asked, “Shall… Read More »Something

A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss : “A woman… Read More »Two lips

How to get a woman to think about you nonstop… …borrow a large sum of money from her?

It would be horrific if farting was as contagious as yawning.

There was this girl in high school that said she’d only sleep with me if the world was ending, thinking about giving her a call.

The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before… Read More »2 minutes

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of… Read More »Example

The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip, do you think about me?” Apparently “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly”… Read More »Only to stop