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My favourite childhood memory is making mud pies with my grandad. Until mom found out and hid the urn.

I told the tattooist that I wanted a tattoo of an Indian on my back. Half way through I said “put a tomahawk in his… Read More »I went for a tattoo.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Why do Welsh people immediately fall asleep when you ask them how many sexual partners they’ve had? Because it’s well known that counting sheep helps… Read More »

Doctor: If you want to lose some weight, quit eating fatty.Me: Like fatty foods?  chips and dip?Doctor: NO, quit eating Fatty!!!

I had a dream! I dreamed that in 2021 there’s a new viral gastroenteritis: COSHIT. We all go around in diapers, and remember the 2020… Read More »

A man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him…… Read More »

The makers of Viagra have announced that they’ve developed a pill to increase the wetness in women… The pill will be called Niagra.

2020 is still better than my first marriage

Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her to calm down, she’ll realize that she’s overreacting and she’ll thank you. Follow me for more… Read More »tips