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My girlfriend broke up with me, she said I was bad at communicating. I didn’t know how to respond.

Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year gap on your resume? Interviewee: That is because I went to Yale Job… Read More »

If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor… …Then Who is.

I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife… He needed space.

What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ!

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird? A bird can still tweet.

My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured… Read More »Filtered

My wife is anti vaxx Calls herself miss Doubt Pfizer

What do you call an Engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator? A project manager.

Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the guy decide if he’s still mad or not…