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l finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt . She said she felt the same way . So she turned the… Read More »

Washington DC doesn’t need metal detectors, it needs lie detectors.

I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday… My kleptomania is really getting out of hand…

waitress said ” you wanna box for your leftovers ? ” I said “No , but I’ll wrestle you for the check ! ‘

Adam is in the Garden of Eden and is feeling lonely. So he asks God for someone to share his existence with. God answers “of… Read More »

Pavlov was sitting in a bar and enjoying his beer during his spare time. At that moment, bar phone rang loudly and Pavlov started worrying.… Read More »

The doctor told me I needed a brain transplant. I don’t want it. But he changed my mind.

A man walks into a store. The cashier sayes “Sir you will need to put a mask on”. The man replies”Ouh shoot almost forgot, thanks”.… Read More »

I married a nymphomaniac. Now after 5 years of marriage, the nympho is gone. And I’m left with the maniac.

What do you call a person who say they don’t masturbate? A liar