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I took viagra when I got to the office today. I’m working hard now.

I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I was shocked!!

I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items… Read More »

Mom: What did you do at school today? Me: We did a guessing game Mom: But I thought you had a math exam. Me: That’s… Read More »

What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common? When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and… Read More »

Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.

Wife was massaging her husband’s head. Wife : you always ask for a head massage. Wonder who gave it to you before marriage. Husband :… Read More »

If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks. You will have company

What’s the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.

OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into the bar I work at and ordered a drink I’m literally shaking right… Read More »