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My GF says she was born by Cesarean section. I always wondered why she left my car through the sunroof.

My New Year’s Resolution is to go to the gym more often, get into grad school, pay off my bills, and learn a new language.… Read More »

My doctor told me to take up an activity that gets me out of the pub So I’ve started smoking.

My friend said, “Congratulations on your new job. How did you get it?” I replied, “The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus.” He laughed,… Read More »Got knocked up the ladder to success

A Chinese business man has been sharing photos of children crawling around and playing on top of a Lamborghini, saying that the happiness of children… Read More »Happiness

I’ve read Masturbation may help prevent the common cold Really hope so, I’ve run out of tissues.

I asked the hot girl in gym ” What’s your New Year Resolution?” She said “Fuck you!” I’m now eagerly waiting for the year to… Read More »We have the same resolution!

If having sex for money makes you a whore… then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?