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Why don’t aliens visit our Solar System? They read the reviews – just one star.

Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they… Read More »Reason

Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force. You stay in all day and no one comes

My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…” “I can’t remember the last time you came home in a good mood.” I… Read More »

What’s the smartest thing about people? their phones

Putin visits Ukraine Immigration officer says: “Name?”. – “Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin”. “Address?” – “Kremlin, Moscow, Russia”. “Occupation?” – “No, probably next year”.

I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.

This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym… … and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month… Read More »Cancel

My new year’s resolution is I’m going to be less condescending. And by the way, condescending means talking down to people.

The three life stages of sex Age 18-35: Tri-Weekly Age 35-60: Try Weekly Age 60-90: Try Weakly