Bad Couriers
I sent recently sent Reddit a joke about receiving parcels. Half of the viewers said they didn’t get it. Must’ve been a problem with the… Read More »Bad Couriers
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24 Hours to Live
Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Carol that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping… Read More »24 Hours to Live
Meteorologist
If you attacked a meteorologist with a lime green morph suit no one would realize what’s going on.
How does a squid start a war?
Well-armed
What do you call it when a chameleon can’t change colors?
Reptile dysfunction
The nice thing about working for yourself is that you only have to work half days
The best part is, you also get to choose which 12 hours that is.
How do you get over seasonal depression?
You just fall out of it
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea?
One of them shucks between fits.
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Mario: why?Judge: it’s a fineMario: [sadly] no itsa not
What do you call a communist sniper?
A marxman.