Heh
Why is dark spelt with a k but not a c? Because you cant see in the dark.
Why is dark spelt with a k but not a c? Because you cant see in the dark.
She said every time we have sex a joke comes to her
He should have tended to the sick and left the well alone.
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better.… Read More »Bang bang
Trump: can you please speed up a little, the meeting will start shortly and we’re quite far away The driver : I can’t really Mr… Read More »Donald Trump is with his driver and he is on the way to an important meeting. He’s running a bit late.
Suddenly, he hears a voice, coming from nowhere.”Get off your horse.””What?”, the man asks.”Get off your horse.”The man, slightly irritated, does as the voice commands.”Dig… Read More »A man is riding through the desert…
My math teacher said that for pie to work take it to 3 dismal places.
Proseciutto
Because I just can’t even.