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she got a text that said ” what are you doing ?” which she answered with ” probably failing my drivers test “

My wife phoned me and said I’m so excited, I just tried on my wedding dress and after 10 years it still fits. Of course… Read More »@ChrisNewton

My memory foam pillow is so old….. …That it was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s.

– In a scale 1 to 10, how much do you like to argue? – Would it be possible to make the scale from 1… Read More »I think you are wrong.

I received a wedding invitation. It read, “Your presence itself is a present. We don’t want any presents at the wedding.” After re-reading it repeatedly,… Read More »Not invited

We should let Netflix run the next pandemic… …they don’t let anything last more than three seasons.

A husband and wife are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when a couple looking absolutely gorgeous walk in “What a pair!” says the wife… Read More »Pair of

I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy. Never laughed so hard in my life.

She kept staring at my lips the whole time, so I kissed her. So long story short I’m learning sign language now.

I met a woman last week who said she wanted a guy who’s funny and spontaneous Yet when I tapped on the window late at… Read More »Surprise