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What do you call when a brothel offers a discount? Hole-sale

I’m currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.

I’m beginning to think that when you call customer service there’s never a time when they aren’t “experiencing higher than normal call volumes”

Switching my wife’s life support machine off was very difficult. You try and fight off two doctors, a nurse and a security guard.

Woke up with a massive hardon this morning . Pissed it away !

Guys I need your help desperately. I’m in the middle of a huge argument with my wife and she just told me I’m right !!!… Read More »Miracle

For our holiday I told my wife I had booked a trip around the world “Can’t we go somewhere else ” she said

– I’m your secret admirer. – Why is it secret? – My wife doesn’t have to find out.

I went to the hospital to solve the problem with hemorrhoids, but they could not help me. It is necessary to wait normally for a… Read More »

To the genius who invented one ply toilet paper… I’d like to shake your hand.