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My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?” “No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it… Read More »

When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a holesale price.

why are women and salads opposites? You dress a salad right before you eat it

Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s great-great-granddaughter began working together on a sequel to their great ancestors called “War, Peace and Idiot.”

“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones left?” – No, son, there will be only killers.

– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the cruiser “Moscow” is participating in a special underwater operation!

Why are virgins so chill? Zero fucks given.

The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon. The bride’s mother asks the groom: Did you enjoy “the whole thing”? The groom answers: Yes, I… Read More »

“Hey gorgeous, can I buy you a drink?” She said, “Do you like sex?” I said, “Of course I like sex.” She said, “Do you… Read More »I walked up to a fit girl at a bar the other night and said,

I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open. The sign on the door said, “Sorry, we’re clothed!”.. ?