a boy
A note to all the strippers out there. Bambi was a boy.
thefun
We’ll see
” how old are you?” I asked my husband’s mistress. ” 20, I will be 21 in a few days!” ” Yeah we’ll see ”… Read More »We’ll see
First Lady on the Moon
Lady: Houston! We have a problem! NASA: What’s the problem Captain? Lady: Never mind. It’s nothing. NASA: I repeat, what’s the problem? Lady: Nothing everything… Read More »First Lady on the Moon
I’ve just seen a massive rat in Pizza Hut.
I’ve just seen a massive rat in Pizza Hut. He was picking up an order for the Ninja Turtles.
not bad
I’m not particularly bad at cooking, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
Reasons
Some people won’t try bacon for religious reasons I won’t try religion for bacon reasons
Where is the boss
Last year everyone made a huge deal about The Pope resigning. To be honest I don’t blame him. I’d leave my job too if my… Read More »Where is the boss
Last year I joined a support for antisocial people, We haven’t…
last year I joined a support for antisocial people, We haven’t met yet.
Delicious
She was amazing, so firm, so beautiful. Her legs were long and perfectly formed, her breasts were so full and juicy. I laid her down,… Read More »Delicious
Difference
When men drink, they talk too much, drive badly, and pick fights for no reason. Women do all of these things while sober.