Or…
Man: You look pretty today. Woman: Did I look bad yesterday? It was my hair wasn’t it? You think I’m fat.
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So far
I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday but then Friday is so close to monday.
More than..
I’m going to a gay bar tonight. I’m not gay. I just wanna be in a bar where I can boast that I have fucked… Read More »More than..
Have fun
Having sex without taking your clothes off is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
Regret
Do I regret is? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. – A summary of most of my decisions.
As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was…
As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was allowed a final minute with my wife. I said “Listen Susan,… Read More »As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was…
Whilst travelling to work on the train this morning I noticed…
Whilst travelling to work on the train this morning I noticed this really fit bird that I couldn’t take my eyes off. She saw me… Read More »Whilst travelling to work on the train this morning I noticed…
Morse code
If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I’m going to say: Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!! Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!! Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt,… Read More »Morse code
Lost appetite
The wife just told me that if I’m a good boy and eat all my dinner, she’s going to take me upstairs and fuck my… Read More »Lost appetite
Following
According to the bible, God killed 2,391,421 people and Satan only killed 10. Anyone think that we could be following the wrong guy?