Don’t understand
If someone doesn’t call back after 2-3 calls, chances are they’re just not that into you. I wish these debt collectors would understand that.
thefun
Three previous
My boss is coming to my grandad’s funeral tomorrow. He said, after his three previous funerals he personally wants to see the bastard go in… Read More »Three previous
Service
“So you’re telling me you carry a customer’s groceries to their car free of charge?” I asked the bag boy at the supermarket this morning.… Read More »Service
Present
My wife said I could do whatever I liked on my birthday. So I’m flying to Brazil to start a new life.
If I ever won the lottery, I would still go back to work….
If I ever won the lottery, I would still go back to work…. And tell them all to GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
Wine is like a laxative for feelings
wine is like a laxative for feelings
Worth
If someone needs to watch a flight attendant demonstrate how to fasten a seatbelt, is their life really worth saving?
Did you know: The average woman spends a year of her life…
Did you know: The average woman spends a year of her life deciding what to where.
Cards
“Do you accept cards as payment?” I asked the lad in the takeaway. “Of course, Sir”, he replied, smiling. “Great”, I replied, “this one is… Read More »Cards
Not husband
Wife:dear,this computer is not working as per my command. Husband:its a computer not a husband……!!!