A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says “Hey little girl.Read More »siren
My girlfriend treats me like God. She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.
Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it’s best to just kill yourself.
My doctor told me that I was sterile today. I can’t wait to get home and tell my girlfriend that I want to try for… Read More »to try
My girlfriend complains all the time that she doesnt trust me, i dont know why, i mean my wife trusts me.
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.
Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking… Read More »Question
Oktoberfest brings out the wurst in people.
Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don’t know why.. alphabets get reversed.
His girlfriend left him a note on the fridge. “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to my Mother’s house.” He opened… Read More »working