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When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason! So I’ve worked all my life… Read More »@Gil-Gandel

At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity? Trick question, Chick Norris never loses!

My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick…. Then, He told me he’d seen my posts on thefun.net and realised that… Read More »

I drink beer because I’m too lazy to walk. They say you should walk 10000 steps, the AA only requires 12

People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.

During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the maternity hospital runs the risk of becoming deaf.

Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television. It affects the brain, even if it is not …

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.