Bonus
She used Vaseline to give me a hand job and I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off.
thefun
Quotes
‘Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life.” – Shakespear “Laughing At your Wife’s Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life….” – Shakespear’s Wife
Difference
Before marriage you realize the importance of sex. …. After marriage you realize the importance of masturbation
Remember
life is not a fairy tale. if you lose a shoe at midnight, you are drunk.
Tricked
You said they were laughing with me… -well played tequila….well played 😒
50% of marriages fail… if you were going skydiving and they…
50% of marriages fail… if you were going skydiving and they told you only 50% of the parachutes opened… would you still fucking jump
Not alone
FAVORITE SEX POSITION: Really doesn’t matter as long as I’m not by myself!!!
Leading
A recent study shows that the leading cause of pregnancy in Ireland …. Is Guinness!
Forever
“We’re going to be together for the rest of our lives,” smiled my girlfriend as we flew out to our dream holiday in Hawaii. “You… Read More »Forever
“I bet you your car, house, savings, and dignity that you can’t…
“I bet you your car, house, savings, and dignity that you can’t make me happy for the rest of my life.” -Women