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They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors. After being on a ship for months with only men, I can assure you… Read More »

Tits – natural anti-stress balls! The irony is that they come attached to the most effective thing to create stress!

I have a foot fetish… I have tried using meters but it just doesn’t work for me.

Ladies…No guy has ever said… I’d screw her, if her eyelashes were a little longer.

What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at a show “I don’t want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs.… Read More »

I came for an interview … And fell asleep on the couch. I say: “See how quickly I adapt to a new place.”

I lost my job as a wine taster. I was fired for not drinking on the job.

People who don’t eat cheese because they are lactose intolerant… …need to learn to be more accepting of different cultures

I attended a meet called “How Stop Taking Things Literally”. “What brings you here?” asked the host on my first day. I said, “My legs.”