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You know you’re getting old when you’re watching porn and you think to yourself “That bed looks really comfortable…”

I thiink that anal sex should be reserved for marriage only because marriage is a prison.

The wife rang me at the pub giggling, “The kids are at mums, I’ve got a bottle of Chardonnay, and I’m in my sexy new… Read More »JOKESTER

A man with a stutter died in prison today….. He didn’t even finish his sentence. ☠?☠

What starts with an ‘O’ ends with an ‘ions’ and sometimes makes you cry? Opinions. ???

I saw my Ex wife yesterday, she was at the other end of the Museum from me. I would have said hello, but there was… Read More »JOKESTER

Me: sometimes I talk to myself Me: OMG, same

Probiotics are good for you, but they’re still not sure about the benefits of amateur biotics.

I went on a blind date with a woman, whose online profile said she had a “infectious smile.” She was fu***ng suffering from Herpes. ???

Make it awkward today by asking people what they did for Valentine’s day.When they answer, “dinner”, you should say, “No…after that.”