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I have only one word for women that want to treat me like a sex…

I have only one word for women that want to treat me like a sex object… Hey

I’m never really sure if I have free time, or if I’m just forgetting all the shit I’m supposed to be doing.

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis…..LADDER! I… Read More »How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Don’t hate me because I’m handsome, stick around, I’ll give you plenty of other legitimate reasons.

“Your underwear is too tight and very revealing” I said to my wife She said, “Wear your own then dickhead” ?

Her: Do these jeans make my ass look big? Me: Not at all. Your ass make those jeans look small.

“Oh fine, I’ll just have one bite”. Narrator: ” He was, in fact, about to have more than just one bite. He was about to… Read More »JOKESTER

Girlfriend: I’m going to leave you if you don’t stop wearing different clothes every hour. Me: Wait pleeeease ‼‼ l can change.

“oh, and another thing” ~ women 3 days after the argument is over

A man wakes up in a hospital bed… The nurse says, I have some bad news. You won’t be able to feel anything from the… Read More »JOKESTER