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my girlfriend says her pussy’s like a rose But I think it looks more like tulips

“Have you ever taken it in the other hole?” “No way, that would get me pregnant!”

My wife and I split up because of Psychological reasons…. She was Psycho, and I was Logical

How do you call the mouth of a smoker? the exhaust pipe

I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations. She said “Carl, I.. can’t see you anymore”… That was weird. I was… Read More »

Grey hair is hereditary. You get it from your children.

Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl Rated G – the prince gets the girl. Rated PG – the hero gets the… Read More »ratings

you shouldn’t take my class on reverse psychology

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Do you remember before the internet, people thought that the lack of information was the cause of stupidity? Yeah, well that definitely wasn’t the cause.