What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Hey… do you smell carrots?
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Mystical Ideas
Ok so in a game a player is deciding whether or not to play a mystic and I’m not sure about it. Would you allow… Read More »Mystical Ideas
I had to break up with my girlfriend because she had something stuck between her teeth!
It was my best friend Dave.
How did the Lost survivors get back to the world
They had a Shepard
When you realise the labour party were winning the election on Thursday…
Until work finished at 5 and everyone voted conservative.
Congrats to Juice Wrld…
My man is one week sober.
I just did a public rant about how evil people who make up stories on the internet are.
When I was done, everyone clapped.
Why don’t roosters lay eggs?
They are too busy laying hens
One man said to a chocolate maker “Are you a magician?”
The chocolate maker said “No, but I got a couple twix up my sleeve.”