Looking back at all my mistakes next year will be easier….
Hindsight = 2020
thefun
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there is no atmosphere.
Moth psychiatrist
A moth walks into a physiotherapists office and says “I don’t know what’s up with me doc. I just feel really down all the time,… Read More »Moth psychiatrist
ITALIANS WILL GET THIS
Im working on a story about a gay puppet who wishes he were human. everytime he tells a lie his penis gets bigger. Im going… Read More »ITALIANS WILL GET THIS
Two peanuts walking down a dark alley..
One was assaulted.
How to get laid for free without the trouble of dating…
..Start working at the mortuary like me.
A girlfriend is feeling like a stranger
A girl named Amanda has been dating a boy called Bill for 6 years. Amanda has been anticipating a marriage proposal from Bill ever since… Read More »A girlfriend is feeling like a stranger
Every face tells a story
And mine is a horror story
Why couldn’t the man hear the psycho killer in the stall next to him?
The ‘p’ was silent