The nice thing about working for yourself is that you only have to work half days
The best part is, you also get to choose which 12 hours that is.
thefun
How do you get over seasonal depression?
You just fall out of it
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea?
One of them shucks between fits.
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Mario: why?Judge: it’s a fineMario: [sadly] no itsa not
I’m having trouble with my conjugations in Spanish class
Subi or not subi
possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
when the earth was scorched by nuclear fire it is possible that all digital copies of music where destroyed along with the many servers and… Read More »possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
I thought I loved you until you started to show off your true self.
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How many Kurds does it take to change a light bulb?
None, we don’t have electricity.
What does a nihilist say before death?
Well here goes nothing
I shot a blue-banded bee
r/pics•Posted byu/reynantemartinez20 minutes agoI shot a blue-banded beeOC 0 points2 comments