Everyone talks about how trans people are the most marginalized
and it’s true. But trans fats are the most margerinized!
thefun
Teacher – What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Student – I don’t know and I don’t care
Why are balloons so damn expensive?
Because of inflation.
Whats the deal with Jorge Elbrecht?
Why does he look like this now? Is it makeup or did something happen to the poor fella?
What’s the difference between American beer and making love in a canoe?
None. Both are fucking close to water.
How does Pink order takeout?
I’m comin’ up so you better get this pad-thai started.
I love camping for one reason…
Because it’s in tents
Why did Watson go to Los Angeles for his next case?
Because he was told that’s where he can find Holmes.
Two Hobos
Two hobos were walking down the tracks. They encounter a mangy old dog sitting in the middle of the tracks, contorted into that weird position… Read More »Two Hobos
My kids asked, what was it like living in 60’s
So I took their phones and hid the modem