I was driving down the road yesterday and was almost hit
By a storm trooper.
thefun
What’s 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Why are french ducks so sexy?
They have a certain ‘Je ne sais quack’
My girlfriend’s roommate wouldn’t let me redo their bathroom tiles.
What a caulk block.
A foolish Dutchman
What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?One is a hollow cylinderand the other a silly Hollander.
Shaggy as part of the Gestapo
Like Fred man, I’m trying to look for Jews
Boudreaux and the parrot (LONG)
Boudreaux walked past a pet shop every day on his way to work. He saw this nice looking parrot and decided to ask the shop… Read More »Boudreaux and the parrot (LONG)
Celibacy and atheism are quite similar.
One is avoiding sex, and the other is avoiding sects.
What is the difference between light and hard?
A man can get to sleep with the light on.
How do you solve for x?
You dont have to cause x gonn give it to ya!