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Same thing at the cemetery
I love living near a university. The women never get older.
Wankers of the world, unite!
What do you call two communists who masturbate together? Cum-rades!
OK, Google?
Google Maps should really think about adding a “Closest place to have a piss” option.
@LegalizeAllDrugz
What is a socialist’s favourite hotel? Sheraton (Share a ton)
won`t be able
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good news
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Sit in the corner and lick your eyebrows
How to make lesbians like you? Don’t be a dick.