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I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3 trips to carry $100 worth of groceries, now I can do… Read More »@Jeep

A guy and a dog are sitting at the bar. the dog says ” you think YOUR wife is a Bitch ? “

The lady next to me on this roller-coaster is screaming at the top of her lungs! Damn, it’s like she’s never seen a penis before.

our Boss said ” we will continue having these meetings every day until I find out why no work is being done ! “

What do you call all the boobs you have ever seen in your life? Memmaries…

How do you know if you bought good fireworks ? the owner of the store gives you a high four

I believe in love at first sight… But science calls it an erection.

One of my books just had a four-star review! The reviewer said “This book is ****”