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When I was a kid, I was told that bad people would come up to me on the street and offer me drugs, booze, and… Read More »I’m still waiting…for the boze at least

They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph. I’m clearly not average then… My new girlfriend has been with a lot of guys and… Read More »@ChrisNewton

As my daughter was walking out the door to go on her first date, in my best grumpy old tough guy dad voice, I growled,… Read More »Her home

My wife and I have an open relationship. Found out last night.

Took grandma to a Chinese restaurant yesterday. She used her chopsticks to knit a sweater out of her noodles.

Me: “When I die, I want to die making love.” Wife: “At least it will be a very quick death.”