I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
thefun
I like my coffee how I like my slaves..
Dark and strong.
Shout-out to the people who wear glasses
Soon you guys will be able to see 2020
I was at an interview and was asked where I saw myself in 10 days 12 hours and 47 minutes
I said I don’t have 2020 vision
Why do all green characters names begin with “yo”?
YodaYoshiYoshrekYohulkYomama
If anyone on this sub is thinking of getting married, consider this carefully before you do.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.But on the other hand, you don’t.
What do you a call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t really matter, he won’t come anyway when you call him.
If you’re an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
EuropeanBut on the way you’re Russian
Noah. Noah! NOAH!
r/blursedimages•Posted byu/theTrueTormenter5 hours agoBlursed_chocolateEgg 165 points6 comments
I just found our Dr Pepper was a real Doctor!
Apparently he was a Fizzician.