I think women breast feeding in public is disgusting.
I was always taught that if you didn’t bring enough for the entire class, nobody gets to have any.
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Billy’s mom comes home. “Billy, what’s wrong?” -“Dad hanged himself in the attic!” he said in tears.
The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.As she gets up to the attic, she notices that nothing is… Read More »Billy’s mom comes home. “Billy, what’s wrong?” -“Dad hanged himself in the attic!” he said in tears.
The impeachment of Trump will be a stain on his legacy
Whereas the impeachment of Clinton was the legacy of his stain.
I have his ear in my pocket
Don’t upvote, I just want to find out what the meaning of this joke is and then I’m done.Ivan came home with a bloody nose… Read More »I have his ear in my pocket
I used to think that a shag pile is a type of carpet.
It turns out that it’s a type of friend.
“I can’t go back to that school”
I put down my book, *The Art of the Unseen*, to examine the fiery young lad before me. “What happened, son?””They took one look at… Read More »“I can’t go back to that school”
What do you call a mexican midget?
A paragraph, cause it’s not a full essay.
There aren’t two genders, nor many, but only one
Because it’s Nerf or nothing.
Girlfriend of two years broke up with me this fall, I was devastated. Then I realized…
I had 2 fall to lose it allBut in the end it doesn’t even matter…
I had a dream the ocean was full of orange soda …
It was a Fanta Sea