What’s heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water, because butane is a lighter fluid
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My coworker treat me like a god
when some shit happen, they crucify me
A dad is given bad news by a doctor…
Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.Dad: AND?
We reached a quarter of a million subscribers
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I thought of you today.
It reminded me to take out the trash.
O’ahu Events For December 2019
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When encountered by two paths, the boy took the path not taken
He was later found dead by the police.
I like my coffee like I like my men
Jammed into a plastic container with a lid on top and filled with boiling hot water.
A patient is at the doctors office and the doctor tells him he has bad news and worst news
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Just named my soundbar Nancy
Because it’s the speaker of the house.