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Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.” Me: *knows all the drugs* “No problem…”

Phone: Files have been saved to device. Me: Sweet. Where? Phone: I don’t know.

Wife: Honey, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck any more! Hubby: Wait let me see……ah….we have to get a new one…..this one probably got married!

I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall. I was about to confront them but I managed to calm myself down. That wouldn’t… Read More »@maximumfunpriv

Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night. Wife: Oh yeah? What was I wearing? Or not wearing? Hubby: Well…it was a… Read More »@AdamVasyl

A man died and went to heaven. A few days later his wife died and she also went to heaven. She saw him there and… Read More »@AdamVasyl

Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory.. Happy Christmas everybody..

I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”. Who is gonna pay me to chug Vodka and and act like an… Read More »@noonespecial

what if Noah made a website? He would call it Waterbnb

You always claim Germans don’t have humour, but we have. It’s just like healthcare. Most Americans don’t get it.