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@Gerry1of1
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore. It’s all due to gambling. I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai’i
@Petras01582
“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.” The surgeon was fired later that day.
@LaTommysfan
I was so poor as a child that If I didn’t wake up with a hard on on Christmas Day I didn’t have anything to… Read More »@LaTommysfan
@maskedRodent
After my wife heard about “A woman’s right to shoes,” she went out and bought 12 new pairs.
Honesty
No officer these drugs aren’t mine, I stole them.
@supernurse
Always proofread to make sure you don’t any words out.
@Jeep
People always say, let me be Frank, I want to know who this guy is and what makes him so special…
@Sean_0510
Saw my doctor today and showed him the bleeding coming out of my ass. He completely ignored me, and carried on pushing his shopping basket… Read More »@Sean_0510