So I hear the Hulk’s believing in Muhammad nowadays…
Now he’s gone from “Hulk Smash” to “I Slam”.
Now he’s gone from “Hulk Smash” to “I Slam”.
“She’s 52”“Haha, dude, she could be your mom!”“Yeah, actually it’s yours.”
I politely declined- I can’t deal with high maintenance women.
A black mothafucka would’ve probably stolen from me
Basically,Can an omnipotent being create a stone so heavy that it cannot lift it?Some other versions of it are like:whether God could create a triangle… Read More »Has anyone ever gotten a response about the God paradox?
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They are just trying to save face.
Man: I was just checking in to see if I could get the day off to help my wife do the yearly christmas cleaning?Boss: Absolutely… Read More »A man goes into his bosses office
A vegan once told me that eating meat was gross….. I then replied a man who sells fruit and vegetables is grocer.
That’s why I have a furnace in my basement. I just throw people in. Doin the Lord’s work.Others believe you go to Heaven simply by… Read More »One supposedly goes to Heaven for treating others well. Then God sends some of those “others” to Hell, you know, as He would if He wanted them treated well.